Facebook funny Jokes of the Year 2019
Facebook funniest jokes of the year2019
1).Pls is it a crime to stop a commercial taxi
... Greet all the passengers and then walk
away ?
2).Those of you that brag about how easily
you block people on social media, How
many
houses have you built with the blocks
3).When I was in primary school, nothing
excites me like a closing bell on a Friday
without an "Assignment"
4).Next time I will enter plane if we get to
the sky.. I will open the back door and jump
into heaven, God will be surprise to see me
5).You took your girlfriend to visit your
best
friend for the first time, and the dog there
didn't bark at her instead is playing with
her.
*My brother wisdom, I repeat wisdom
ooooo
6).Heart break is very bad....my neighbour
have been washing one plate for 49minute
now... that is the reason i gave my heart to
christ
7).People will be saying Samson was the
strongest man in the Bible. Have you
forgotten that Solomon was handling 1000
women?
8) Remember the worst beating your
parents ever gave to you
Me that day, I took my mum wrapper to
sew
cloth for my toy and...and ohgahd..
She flog the upcoming tailor out of my life!
9) Gone are the days when Football was
watched by cheering fans.... Nowadays it's
watched by terrified gamblers
10) A drunk man enters female's toilet by
mistake.
A woman inside screams. "This is for
ladies!"
•The drunk man replies... holding his family,
'This is for ladies too.''
11) In America, when two lovers stare at
each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear
something like :- "Why are you looking at
me, do you want to give me money? " Life
is
so beautiful in Africa.
12 *When am drunk I become very alert
before crossing the road. I look left and
right for cars and bikes, then I look up for
aeroplanes and then down for bombs, I
look
back for kidnappers and after that I hold
my
beer tight and walk zigzag to avoid
bullets...*
Don't joke with a drunkard.
13) Tht moment u are passing an HIV ward
and u see mosquito coming toward 😆😆😆
Wen a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village use a mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft. It's about tym we value our Nigerian products.😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In Africa we don't need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough 😂.
if you think i'm lying bring your girlfriend at home when your wife is not around and see 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Am done with Nigerian movies, how can a native doctor say, the charm will work in Jesus name....😂😂😂😂😂
Guys!
Best way to propose to a girl
Take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say " Chiamaka marry me or leave my boat.
Wisdom na my baptismal name😂😂😂
*Toothpicks* *were* *missing* *in* *the* *house*, *then* *my* *Mother* *asked* *our* *maid*, *and* *she* *was* *like*: 😧it's not me, even when I use I put them back
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Some African Parents will be like 'I will not place Curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a Proclaimation or a Declaration???
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Everyone has a right to be Foolish but some Idiots use it Stupidly.
Teacher: Mention 10wild animals
Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . . .
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My school teacher taught me most of the Lies I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my Uncle abroad when she knows my Uncle is in the Village.
😁😁😁😁😁
My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me "Your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Some people don't have the Spirit of Forgiveness at all, How can u sweep your room and use ur Ex' Picture as paker???
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No one is more Respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from u....... He can even greet ur dog .....
Hello Bingo🐕 how are u?😂😂😂😂😂⚡😝⚡😝⚡😝
PdR on this on.. www.phonedoctorpdr.com
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